There’s a Gym at my Grocery Store


When I went into my neighborhood grocery store for the first time, I was surprised to hear “Hungry Like the Wolf” blasting through the speakers. Then I realized that it wasn’t coming from the grocery store, but from the gym located in the back corner of the stor, (I know, dumb of me not make this connection earlier, right? Why wouldn’t there be a gym behind aisle five?)

How totally random! Totemo Japanese. I almost want to join Curves in order to be able to say that I work out my grocery store.
The best part is that throughout the entire store, you can hear the aerobics instructor as she continually shrilly shrieks out commands like: “Changu pose-ee-tions!” Hilarious.
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